Hoppin Joe Cafecito 8oz Whole Bean tin

Blend: Mondaze

COO: Ethiopia Net Weight: 8oz Whole Bean Coffee Roast: Light–Medium Functional Benefits per Package: 240mg

Notes: This coffee blend offers a dynamic profile, starting with bright, tangy notes of blueberry and citrus that deliver a lively, refreshing character reminiscent of legendary genetics from the past. As the cup unfolds, a rich layer of dark chocolate emerges, providing a smooth, indulgent finish that balances the fruit-forward vibrancy with depth and warmth. Perfect for those who enjoy a complex yet harmonious cup with added functional benefits to support your daily ritual.

Pairs with: Candy Gas, fruity and piney terps.

Blend: Joe OG

COO: Mexico Net Weight: 8oz Whole Bean Coffee Roast: Medium–Dark Functional Benefits per Package: 240mg

Notes: This coffee blend presents a comforting and aromatic profile, featuring sweet caramel notes that add a smooth, velvety richness. A warm hint of cardamom introduces subtle spice and complexity, while earthy undertones ground the cup with satisfying depth. Balanced and cozy, this blend is perfect for those who appreciate a bold, full-flavored coffee experience enhanced with functional benefits to complement your day.

Pairs with: OGs, gas and savory terps.

Blend: Black Haze

COO: Sumatra Net Weight: 8oz Roast: Dark Functional Benefits per Package: 240mg

Notes: Introducing P.M.A. (Positive Morning Attitude) — Hoppin' Joe Cafecito's bold espresso blend crafted for the ultimate at-home coffee connoisseur. This small-batch, high-touch blend combines the rich flavor influences of Honduras, Sumatra, and Ethiopia to create a deeply layered and robust cup. Designed to elevate your coffee ritual, P.M.A. delivers nuanced flavor, a velvety body, and a smooth, satisfying finish. Crafted with care, this espresso is for those who appreciate both exceptional coffee and added functional benefits for a balanced, positive start to the day. Enjoy the art of coffee at its finest — with a side of positive vibes.

 *Joe OG*

**8oz Premium Coffee • Small Batch Roasted • Medium Roast • Whole Bean**

A smooth, balanced Mexican coffee with a rich profile built for an easygoing daily cup. Grown at **1,800 MASL in Chiapas**, this blend of **Catuai and Caturra** delivers layers of ripe blueberry, dark chocolate, and aromatic cardamom. A comforting medium roast that brings sweetness and depth without overpowering the cup.

**Tasting Notes:** Blueberry • Dark Chocolate • Cardamom **COO:** Mexico **Altitude:** 1,800 MASL **Region:** Chiapas **Varietals:** Catuai, Caturra **Process:** naturally washed for purity **Calming Adaptogen Blend:** 240mg per package (20mg × 12 servings)

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*Mondays Are Forever*

**8oz Premium Coffee • Small Batch Roasted • Light Roast • Whole Bean**

For mornings that need a little more character. This bright Ethiopian light roast opens with lively citrus, delicate bergamot, and a smooth honey-like sweetness. Crafted to highlight the vibrant, aromatic qualities of Ethiopian coffee while keeping the cup clean, refreshing, and naturally sweet. It is the taste of staring at the clock, answering “living the dream,” and remembering that direct deposit hits on Friday.

**Tasting Notes:** Citrus • Bergamot • Honey **COO:** Ethiopia **Process:** naturally washed for purity **Calming Adaptogen Blend:** 240mg per package (20mg × 12 servings)

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 *El Jefe*

**8oz Premium Coffee • Small Batch Roasted • Medium Roast • Whole Bean**

Bold, complex, and unapologetically in charge. Sourced from **Cundinamarca and Boyacá, Colombia**, and grown between **1,200–2,000 MASL**, El Jefe combines Colombia, Castillo, and Caturra varietals for a rich and layered cup. Expect deep cocoa up front, followed by vibrant Araza berry and a distinctive Borojo-inspired sweet jam finish. Smooth enough for the office, powerful enough to make everyone wonder who is really running the operation.

**Tasting Notes:** Cocoa • Araza Berry • Borojo Sweet Jam **COO:** Colombia **Altitude:** 1,200–2,000 MASL **Regions:** Cundinamarca, Boyacá **Varietals:** Colombia, Castillo, Caturra **Process:** naturally washed for purity **Calming Adaptogen Blend:** 240mg per package (20mg × 12 servings)

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*Brain Stew*

**8oz Premium Coffee • Small Batch Roasted • Medium-Light Roast • Whole Bean**

A bright and approachable Costa Rican coffee with a naturally sweet, fruit-forward character. Grown at **1,400–1,700 MASL**, this medium-light roast balances comforting brown sugar sweetness with juicy peach and delicate apricot notes. A vibrant cup with plenty of clarity and a smooth finish. It is the soundtrack for overthinking, under-sleeping, and turning one more cup into a full-blown morning ritual.

**Tasting Notes:** Brown Sugar • Peach • Apricot **COO:** Costa Rica **Elevation:** 1,400–1,700 MASL **Process:** naturally washed for purity **Calming Adaptogen Blend:** 240mg per package (20mg × 12 servings)

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 *SFV PUNK*

**8oz Premium Coffee • Small Batch Roasted • Dark Roast • Whole Bean**

Dark, bold, and unapologetically intense. SFV PUNK brings the deep character of Sumatra into a full-bodied dark roast, with notes of sweet tobacco, warming cinnamon, and rich molasses. Sourced from **Lintong and Kerinci** at **1,200–1,700 MASL**, this is a heavy-hitting cup designed for those who like their coffee dark and powerful. No polish, no corporate sponsorship, no unnecessary solos—just the caffeinated equivalent of a battered flyer, a blown speaker, and three chords played like they mean it.

**Tasting Notes:** Sweet Tobacco • Cinnamon • Molasses **COO:** Sumatra **Altitude:** 1,200–1,700 MASL **Regions:** Lintong, Kerinci **Process:** naturally washed for purity **Mushroom Blend:** 3000mg per package (16 servings)

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 *Mister Zparkle*

**8oz Premium Coffee • Small Batch Roasted • Light Roast • Whole Bean**

Bright, smooth, and full of sparkle. Mister Zparkle showcases the vibrant side of Honduran coffee, sourced from **Santa Bárbara, Marcala, and Copán** and grown between **1,200–1,700 MASL**. This light roast brings together creamy milk chocolate, juicy stone fruit, and a refreshing mandarin brightness for a lively, balanced cup. It is cheerful enough for a cartoon kitchen, polished enough for a suburban coffee break, and just strange enough to make you suspect the beans have their own catchphrase.

**Tasting Notes:** Milk Chocolate • Stone Fruit • Mandarin **COO:** Honduras **Regions:** Santa Bárbara, Marcala, Copán **Altitude:** 1,200–1,700 MASL **Process:** naturally washed for purity **Mushroom Blend:** 3000mg per package (16 servings)